Terms
Last updated 13 August 2026
Draft — not yet reviewed by a lawyer. Written to be accurate rather than to be complete, and it needs professional review before real signups are collected. ⚠️ Governing law and jurisdiction are deliberately left blank — they depend on where the business is established, which is not settled.
You must be 18 or over
This is an adult product. Joining the waitlist, and using the app when it opens, requires you to be at least 18. If you are not, please leave.
What this site is
A waitlist. Nothing more. Joining it gets you an email if a place opens up in a small private test. It is not a purchase, it does not create an account, and it does not guarantee you a place.
What the product is
A guided evening for two people: you answer a few questions, a script is written for that night, and a synthetic voice reads it to each of you through your own phone. Where a session is private, each partner hears their own instructions and neither receives the other's.
You choose how explicit it gets, on a five-point dial. The top of that dial is fully explicit. Nothing is recorded.
What it is not
It is not therapy, not medical advice, and not a substitute for either. We make no claim that it will improve your health or your relationship. If something in your relationship needs professional help, please get professional help.
Consent between you
The app suggests things to do. It cannot know what is happening in your room. Everything it proposes is a suggestion between two consenting adults, and consent between you two is yours to give and to withdraw at any moment, out loud, regardless of what a voice in your ear says.
No warranty
This is an early private test. Things will break. We provide it as-is, without warranties, and we are not liable for indirect or consequential loss arising from using it.
Changing these terms
If we change them materially before the test starts, we will email anyone on the list rather than quietly updating this page.
Governing law
⚠️ To be completed once the business is established.